Dear Immune System,
I mean seriously. What the heck did I do to you? One minute, you’re attacking things that are part of my body, the next, you’re allowing cold viruses to fester for weeks. You’d better shape up soon, or else I’m not going to have the energy to finish d-blog week because of how crappy I feel.
I’d write more, but you seem to be ignoring the gunk in my throat and the throbbing in my ear. Get your act together so I can write a longer blog entry tomorrow.